how about, as a general rule:
abusers do not get redemption arcs
Because I find my lips to be hella attractive and the aesthetic of glossy lipstick and then smeared swollen lips to be fucking hot.
wow that hurt incredibly horribly and now i want to crawl under my bed and never come out again.
i don’t drunk text, i sad text. i text ppl at night when i am the most lonely and vulnerable, and i cannot be held accountable for what i say under the influence of feelings
white male leftist who’s never gone hungry/lived off of food stamps his entire life (via aloofshahbanou)
I hate it when people politicize food consumption
Like you never had only $20 in your bank account and could only afford to eat Kraft for a week man
Shut the fuck up.
I understand that Monsanto is the devil and I hate them and I hate monoculture agriculture too
But don’t penalize the people who don’t have the means to make a ~*~ideological lifestyle~*~ out of their food choices
Feeling this so much lately. Recognize people’s economic realities.
Recognize people’s economic realities.
YES. (via mirandaadria)
How to get a girlfriend:
- Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
- Nickname her “Dandelion”
- Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.
and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps