This week, President Obama signed an Executive Order that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against their employees on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.
On Friday, join a conversation on the new Executive Order and steps the President has taken to expand opportunity for the LGBT community. Valerie Jarrett, Senior Advisor to the President, will host for a Tumblr Q&A this Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.
how my brother handles getting told: Whines like a bitch, then calls you a bitch with no grip on the real world, unfriends you on facebook, acts like he did nothing wrong. Victimizes himself.
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.
GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.
THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna
the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause
when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing
no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:
Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life.
a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
When confronted by younger sibling, and they say something honest that pisses you off: Unfriend them. Unfriend them and never speak to them again, because you would rather pretend they don’t exist than to realize they could possibly know more about life than you do.
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.